Thailand, 25 Aug 2006 --
So I’ve already mentioned the dogs and cats that roam the streets of Bangkok, which I thought was pretty strange, kinda charming, and a little scary because I really don’t want rabies. However, in general, they don’t take much notice of people and just run around doing their dog and cat business and sleeping in the middle of the sidewalk. Andris made a comment that it might be funny to have a mangiest looking dog photo contest between the two of us, but then it became apparent that such a contest would become really depressing because many of the dogs are really sick or hurt and pretty gross looking. The cats look pretty healthy, but it is custom or something to break their tails for good luck (for the cat, I guess), so they are often either tail-less or sporting deformed tails. Addionally, there are the occasional rats, many lizards crawling all over the wall, crazy crabs on the beach we were just on, good-looking roosters, pigs, water buffalo, and cows.
However, nothing tops the crazy monkeys we saw this morning. I have no idea what kind of monkeys they were - they were medium sized as monkeys go, and brown/gray. They live on this hill in the small town of Panjuab south of Bankok that has steep stone stairs leading to a monastary. The guide book mentioned the monkeys, and I had been thinking the monkeys might be hard to find, but at the foot of the hill there were two monkeys fighting with a dog over a bag of bananas. A nearby food stand lady kept yelling “bananas” at us because she was selling them to feed the monkeys, but I was wary and I didn’t want to be attacked for my bananas. We started up the stairs, which were very steep but had an amazing view of Panjuab and the ocean. The higher we got the denser the monkey population became. They were in the trees, lounging on stairs, running in front of us, chasing each other, grooming each other, eating, and everything else. I was a little scared to walk past them but they didn’t seem to give us too much thought, but they didn’t ignore us either. At certain points several of them were blocking our path, and if we stood there long enough they would usually wander away. As we got towards the top there was one monkey that wasn’t moving too much so we stepped around him, and then noticed that the remainder of the staircase was covered with hundreds of monkeys. Cleary, these monkeys own this mountain. In fact, that entrance to the monastary appeared permanently locked, most likely due to the monkeys. All of the sudden, we witnessed a violent monkey altercation with howling and yelping about 50 feet up. At almost the same time we noticed that the monkey we had just passed was licking a massive wound on his arm. The monkey-on-monkey violence scared us enough into turning around, and my heart was still pounding when we reached the bottom. On the way down we saw a Thai lady handing out bananas, and the monkeys seemed to have very good manners. However, I wouldn’t want to go to the top with bananas. The monkeys own that mountain. Still, it was a crazy experience. Crazy monkeys.
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