Vietnam, 17 Jan 2007 --

So we’ve just arrived in Saigon (as in 2 hours ago) so these are just first impressions…

First, Lonely Planet says that pick-pockets are very brazen here, sometimes taking sunglasses off your face as they fly by on a motorbike. Seeing as I just bought a new camera, this scares the heck out of me.

Second, this nice Vietnamese woman on the plane (we flew from Hue) said “be careful when shopping” many, many times, and she quizzed me on exchange rates, which makes me think there are some well established shopping scams going on.

Third, I think the only way to cross the street is to run for your life. Hanoi had a very interesting street-crossing methodology where you just walked very slowly and the motorbikes went around you. At first it was scary, but after realizing how well it worked we got pretty good at it. Siagon doesn’t work that way. So far, the only thing that seems to work is sprinting.

Last but not least, as we rode on our bus from the airport just now, the bus stopped at a red light where two men were involved in a traffic altercation. One man took off his belt and STRANGLED the other man with the belt while screaming at him. I’m pretty sure he was trying to kill him. This was… shocking? scarily bizarre? I don’t really know what to think of that. The fight was broken up so no one killed anyone, but that was just a few feet out our window. Welcome to Saigon, right?

On the other hand, dinner was delicious, Internet is cheap, and I haven’t seen any dead rats on the street. In Hue, Andris stepped IN a dead rat, meaning he accidentally crushed the decomposing body of a dead rat with his sandled foot. It was incredibly disgusting.

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Vietnam, 13 Jan 2007 --

…I think these were the only words the consular officer at the Chinese embassy in Hanoi spoke to me yesterday as he accepted my carefully completed application for a multiple entry, 90 day visa.  This, on top of the fact there’s a standard $25 “cause you’re American” fee, makes me think that my government and the Chinese government don’t exactly see eye to eye.  Oh well, people tell me visa extensions are easy to come by in China…I hope this is as true for citizens of the ever popular US of A.

In other news, it’s been a while since I posted anything.  This is largely due to the lack of internet access as Cara and I worked our way from Luang Prabang to the remote Lao/Vietnam border crossing at Na Meo over the course of 8 days.  Highlights included:

  • Vieng Xai:  a tiny, beautiful, unspoiled town in the northeast of Lao.  The Pathet Lao (Free Lao) led the war against the Americans from caves there from about 1964 to 1975.  3 USD gets you a private tour (there appear to be about 4 tourists in town at any given time, so anything other than a private tour is pretty much impossible) from a well informed member of the local historical preservation society.  Vieng Xai has the same giant limestone karsts (geology nerds…care to comment?  What is a karst?) we saw in Vang Vieng…but without tourists, without touts, and most notably completely without bars playing endless Friends reruns on DVD.
  • The Plain of Jars at Ponsavanh:  It’s pretty much what it sounds like:  hundreds of mysterious stone jars (some as heavy as 1 ton) spread over several plains.  Weird.  12 USD gets you a not so private tour by a not so informed guide.  No one has any proof of what the jars were for, but the leading speculation is that they were burial urns.  Lao legend says they were used by giants to drink Lao whiskey…I prefer the latter.  I didn’t learn much from our guide, but I did pick up the Lao proverb:  The old water buffalo likes to eat the young rice. Which poetically states the fact that older gentlemen prefer the company of much, much younger women.  Classic.
  • Bus rides on windy mountain roads:  We took a lot of these.  Lao women don’t handle motion sickness well for some reason, and are often seen vomiting out the windows or into the provided (but undersized) plastic baggies.  You’d think the ample air circulation when riding in the back of a pickup truck would at least reduce this problem…but sadly, you’d be incorrect.

When we reached Na Meo, we were lucky enough to find 7 other westerners going to Hanoi, so we pooled resources and chartered a minibus for a really good price.  It’s strange to be in Hanoi after so many tiny towns and villages, and it’s definitely refreshing to have unlimited options (or any options for that matter) when choosing where to eat our meals.

As Cara mentioned, the food here is definitely diverse.  Last night, for example, we ordered ‘Stewed Bird with Mushrooms’ (this is specifically not chicken mind you, but equally un-specifically anything else) and which turned out to be a brown stew containing mushrooms and such familiar bird parts as legs, ribs, claws, and one tiny head.  Not bad, not bad at all.

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Vietnam, 11 Jan 2007 --

So my official position on the eating of dog is that dogs are about as smart as pigs, and people eat pigs all the time (though I try not to) so it should be just about as terrible as that. They are just animals, after all, right? Also, as proof of the dumbness of animals, the animals around here are not locked up and farms aren’t even fenced in, yet they don’t run away. They just sleep, mate, and look for food with no apparent concern for their future.

That said, I find the eating of dogs to be disturbing. This isn’t just an urban legend, either. Hanoi has a 1km strip of nothing but dog meat restaurants. One girl we met said she threw up when she saw a poodle being butchered. Another saw two dog heads on a market table, so Andris has promised me that if he sees any dog parts in the market to warn me so I can avert my eyes. These are the same dogs who used to bring me so much joy in previous locations, and now I am just worried about the sad fate that faces them. And they don’t even know! 

Other than that, I’m enjoying Hanoi. It’s like Bangkok but a little classier, or Vientiene, but a lot bigger. It’s got so much energy, a lot of great shopping, and lots of good food. Crossing the street is a bit hazardous, but people actually obey the traffic lights, which means that there are actually working traffic lights! A lot of the ladies here are very well dressed and drive suitably cute Vespas, which appear to be the BMW of motor bikes, and motor bikes outnumber cars about 50-to-1.

We’d heard a lot of bad things about Vietnam from other travellers. As a result, I’ve been pleasantly surprised that it isn’t nearly as bad as I’d expected. The cyclo and moto drivers and sales people can be really pushy, but we’re pretty used to that by now. Also, our border crossing from Laos was remarkably smooth and scam-free. In fact, it was a border guard who arranged our mini-bus to Hanoi for a price even lower than the Laos tourist people had told us to expect.

And for those who don’t know, this is my last country on this trip. I’m heading back to the States on January 24th to (finally) finish a graduate degree at Johns Hopkins. I briefly panicked this morning when I realized that I only have two weeks to cover an entire country. On the other hand, I am looking forward to hot water, clean clothes, and graduating before my credits are no longer valid. Andris is lucky in that he gets an additional two weeks in Vietnam, and then another four months in China and Nepal before I graduate in May.

So now I’m left trying to decide what I should do in Vietnam. These next two weeks are very precious. I realize that now.   

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Laos, 30 Dec 2006 --

Just so I don’t forget, I have to record a few really funny Laos moments. Laos is great, and we’re having a wonderful time. This is such a relaxing place and the people are so nice! Also, being here is like living on a farm. On the small island of Don Det, pigs, cows, water buffalo, chickens, ducks, dogs and cats (not to mention piglets, calves, chicks, duckies, puppies and kittens… just like cuteoverload.com) were always wandering around our bungalow and we had a rooster chorus going off at 4 AM every morning. Even in the capital city, Vientiane, there were cows and chickens occasionally grazing on the side of the road

So, funny moments, or funny to me, anyway, all involving food or animals:

  • On my way to Don Det, my share taxi (regular size pick up truck with benches installed in back with 28 adults, five children, and 3 chickens stuffed inside) stopped along side the road and the usually food vendors stuck their wares into the truck. I considered buying some chicken satay before I went “Wait, is that a paw?!?” I changed my mind, and didn’t buy roasted mystery animal on a stick.
  • Once on Don Det, Andris and I ate at a great local place with a poorly translated menu. Out of curiosity, Andris ordered the “Bread with food inside.” The resultant sandwich was delicious. (Now we refer to all sandwiches as ‘bread with food inside’)
  • While eating lunch at Ms. Tip’s guest house on Don Det, which overlooked the picturesque Mekong river, Tip informed us that she had fish on the menu that night and wondered if we would like to order it in advance. She then went on to explain that if we looked into the river at that moment we could see the fish. There it was, swimming in the Mekong on a leash of sorts. Earlier in the day some children had caught it, and Tip had purchased it for $.50. They punched a whole in the fin, tied it up, and let it swim around until someone bought it. It was delicious.
  • Andris already mentioned the village we wandered into where we tried to question the locals on the future road conditions. What he failed to mention is that we were welcomed into the village by two pigs “making love” in the middle of the road. It was graphic, and it’s been burned into my memory, unfortunately.
  • On the bus to Vang Vieng from Vientiane we were sitting a few rows back from a gentleman who was carrying a rooster. He carried it under his arm and it had a plastic bag around it’s rear end, presumably for the droppings, and a string was tied from the roosters ankle to his wrist. We didn’t notice this until we’d been on the bus for two hours.
  • In Vientiane, like everywhere else in South East Asia, dogs are allowed to run free (except Malaysia, where they don’t like dogs). Some are stray, and some always go home at night. Anyway, it’s getting cold now in Vientiane, down to around 45 degrees at night, so someone is putting T-shirts on the dogs. I find this incredibly amusing. Here, for your enjoyment, are Dogs in T-Shirts:

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And here are a few of my photos from Don Det:

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Laos, 23 Dec 2006 --

So I’m finding that getting behind in burning my pictures to DVD and uploading them is definitely not the way to go, as that just leaves me buried under four or five CF cards to burn and upload at once.

Fortunately, Cara and I found ourselves with several hours to kill in Pakse while waiting for our ‘VIP’ night bus to Vientiane to arrive, so I uploaded some pictures.  VIP treatment, by the way, nets you a blanket , a bottle of water, dinner in a styrofoam tray, and a ‘freshy towel’ on arrival…that and all the kareoke you care to listen to (or not) blared at top volume.  Fortunately, though, they turned off the music and the lights, and we managed some fitful sleep during the 9 hour ride.

At any rate, here are some miscelaneous pictures from Cambodia:

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…pictures from my dirtbiking trip with Chai:

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…and a few from Don Det (possibly the most relaxing place on the planet) in the 4000 Islands of southern Laos:

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Pakse, by the way, was a surprisingly fun place to be.  Most people we’d met described it as pretty much a transit town, and Lonely Planet gives it all of half a page.  We decided to rent a motorbike and improvise a 3 day loop through the Bolaven Plateau, an agricultural area 1500 meters above the level of the Mekong similar to the Cameron Highlands in Malaysia.

Southern Laos is already far removed from the tourist boom in the north, and the Bolaven Plateau is one step further still.  We found a jungle waterfall lagoon 1.5 km off the main road completely unoccupied (though there were ample signs and a rickety bamboo ladder to guide us to the falls), where I went for a swim.  We drove 20 km down a dirt road to the Dao coffee plantation where the owner’s daughter (who’d gone to school in Napa Valley) englightened us on the finer points of coffee growing over a fresh brewed cup of their Arabica.

Possibly most entertaining, though, was our experience trying to communicate with pretty much the entire population of a Lao mountain village to ask about the condition of the road ahead.  We’d just walked the bike down about 10 km of dirt roads much too steep to drive, and we were trying to figure out how far it was to the paved road and whether we could handle it on the bike or not.

The breakthrough moment came when the headman of the village started drawing on the ground with a lump of charcoal (the kids seemed to really find this funny).  Based on point to where we came from and draw a bunch of hills and point to where we were going and draw a flat line we decided to press on, and were glad to find ourselves rolling down a broad paved road only 10 km later.

We rode another 30 km and arrived in the friendly town of Sekong with half an hour of daylight to spare, and were happy to find a guesthouse with a friendly owner.  He even tuned our TV to ‘The Fashion Network,’ the only English channel on his satellite.

If we don’t post again before Christmas:  Merry Christmas from Vientiane, Laos!  Laos is most definitely not Christian, but I saw a gaudy fake Christmas tree in Pakse and we’re trying to track down more information on a possible turkey dinner special at a local restaurant.  Yay!

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Cambodia, 13 Dec 2006 --

People like Chai are the key to the future of Cambodia.  Chai runs his own business, is an advisor to a tiny Swiss NGO that runs a free English school, started a program to teach sports to poor Cambodian children on his own initiative, and has sworn off lying completely (something he says comes as second nature to Cambodian men) since it almost cost him his Swiss girlfriend a few years ago.

I should back up, though.  When I first met Chai, I thought he was just a dirtbike driver.  I was looking for a way to reach the remote Preah Vihear temple on Cambodia’s northern border with Thailand.  The options I had found at the time were either too expensive:  The very pricy Hidden Cambodia company wanted to take three dirtbikes just to transport me to the temple; or were too unsafe:  Some backpackers make the 600+ km journey on dirt roads ravaged by the rainy season with local moped drivers who may speak little English and don’t have the tools to fix the bike (or their passengers) in case of emergency.

With prospects for my trip to Preah Vihear looking grim, I was lucky to see a sticker for “Chai offroad trip” on a Siam Reap telephone pole.  The fact that Chai has stickers, a website, and even large color advertisements on the back of ten of Siam Reap’s 3000+ tuk-tuks is impressive to say the least.  I later learned that Chai is president, administrator, graphic designer, and webmaster for “Chai offroad trip.” He taught himself FrontPage, Photoshop, and even Flash (something I have yet to master) to create his website.

So, one broken cell phone call and one brief meeting later, I found myself sitting on the back of a 250cc Baja XR dirtbike at 9 in the morning speeding northwards out of Siam Reap and wondering if heading into the Cambodian countryside with a local guy I just met was such a great idea.  Fortunately, though, after four days and three nights of exploring remote temples and experiencing true local culture, I found that Chai had become my new best friend in Cambodia.

Sitting behind Chai and clinging to the luggage rack of the dirtbike, I quickly came to greatly appreciate the fact that Chai is a very safe driver.  Chai has a helmet for himself _and_ his passenger, slows down for children, farm animals, and rocks, carries a first aid kit, and even turns on his lights when a passing truck kicks up enough dust to make us invisible to oncoming traffic.  While these may all seem like common sense safety precautions, the rarity of safe drivers in Cambodia is something that has to be seen to be believed.

The best thing about Chai, though, is that he’s really in this business to help Cambodians and to make friends.  After each bumpy day, Chai and I would sit and drink many, many cans of cheap Crown beer and discuss everything from the Khmer Rouge to relationship troubles.  From these conversations, I learned that Chai took his first trip through the region with his girlfriend a few years ago.

The same trip that now takes 5 days took them two weeks, because each time the bike broke down Chai and his girlfriend spent a few days in tiny villages waiting for spare parts to arrive.  It was during these long waits that Chai met the families we eat and sleep with on our trip, and as a result Chai has a strong commitment to only take tourists to Cambodian run businesses that he knows will really benefit from the income. I should note that the bike only broke down once on the trip, and Chai was able to fix the problem within minutes using the tools he carries.  Chai now has a contract with a local bike shop that guarantees they will bring a new bike by truck to anywhere Chai has a problem that he can’t fix on the road.

Chai also gives 3% of his income from the tours he leads to the Salariin Kampuchea (Schools in Cambodia) organization he works for, which is laudable in a country where most people either just want to get rich off the tourist boom, or are too poor to think about others.  It is through working with this free English school where Chai got the idea to start a sports and fitness program for the kids.  Once a week he runs, cycles, or plays basketball with the children as time and equipment availability allows.

Every week, Chai tells the kids to show up at a certain time, and every week they arrive half an hour early begging him to start even earlier.  Often, children of poor Cambodian families seem so starved for something to do that when we would pull up on the dirtbike we would find an ever growing group of children who just wanted to see what the crazy foreigner on the big bike was going to do next (granted, we probably looked like astronauts with the motorcycle helmets, but still…).

I realize I haven’t provided many details of the trip itself, which was nothing sort of perfect.  Chai showed me broad vistas at Anlung Veng and the spectacular Preah Vihear: an ancient Angkor temple at the top of a 600m cliff overlooking the Cambodian plains with an access road so steep and fractured that we had to ride specialy customized motor bikes to the top.  He took me to a variety of oddly non-judgmental monuments to the architects of the Khmer Rouge government in the 70s:  Pol Pot’s grave, Pol Pot’s house, Ta Mok’s grave, Ta Mok’s house and so on.  We sang kareoke songs in Khmer at the top of our lungs in villages where I have no doubt I was the only westerner for miles.  Chai and I spent several long lunches sitting with Cambodian families in their small shack houses at the side of dirt roads eating deliciously simple Khmer food and talking Cambodian politics as the chickens and cows meandered idly by.

Still, though, the real story here was Chai.  He was the best part of my month in Cambodia, and I consider myself lucky to count him as a friend.  As I said, people like Chai are the future of Cambodia…I just hope there are enough of them to go around.

You can plan your Cambodian dirtbike adventure with Chai at http://www.chaioffroadtrips.com

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Thailand, 12 Dec 2006 --

Just an update for those of you thinking we fell off the edge of the earth…

I’m in Bangkok (again) after a quickly trip to Krabi to hang out with my friends Sarah and Donald. It was quite an ambitious journey, and I manged to get from Sihanoukville, Cambodia to Railey beach in Thailand in two and a half days. The journey involved three motorcycle taxis, three boat trips, two share taxis, one regular taxi, one train, three buses, and a minibus, and cost around $29.

We’re all in Bangkok now. Sadly, Sarah and Donald must return to Washington, DC. Not so sadly, Andris and I finally be reunited very soon in the extremely-small town of Don Det in Laos. Andris is already there where the only Internet communication is through a cell phone. Tonight I’m taking a sleeper train to the border. Also, sleeper trains are awesome.

Anyway, I’m no longer an English teacher and I’m back to being an ordinary traveller. My experience in Cambodia was wonderful, but I’m part of me is grateful to be back in Thailand.

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Cambodia, 2 Dec 2006 --

So at the end of week one, things have definitely gotten better here in Sihanouk Ville (that’s really how they spell it). I’ve done a few more field visits, but I only had two grueling 13 hour days before the program manager at CCBO gave me a reprieve, saying that I looked “very, very tired.”

I am very grateful that I had this opportunity, even though it has been pretty difficult so far and has put me outside of my comfort zone. Andris and I are always trying to “get off the beaten path” and to get to know the locals better, and I have definitely managed to be successful here on both counts. On Tuesday we took a very small boat to an island that is surrounded by a mangrove forest with only one small channel in and out. Only thirty families live there, and I got to meet their village chief and sit in on the class at the informal school CCBO and UNESCO pay for. I also have gotten to know the CCBO staffers (I even got asked out by one, which was awkward) and learned a tremendous amount about Cambodia and it’s many problems. CCBO does great work and I’m glad I’m able to contribute something to their organization.

Thanks to everyone for your great teaching suggestions! The most common suggestion was to teach them a song, which was brilliant, and on Friday I taught songs to the beginner, intermediate, and advanced classes I’ve been teaching. For the beginner class, I taught “10 little monkeys,” which I had ten of the smaller students reenact, “B-I-N-G-O”, and “Old MacDonald.” As it turns out, there is a Cambodian version of Old MacDonald but instead of Old MacDonald it is just “grandfather.” For the intermediate class, I brought in my MP3 player and some speakers I borrowed from a friend and we learned “All together now” by the Beatles. They loved this song, and by the end of class everyone (including me) was singing “One, Two, Three, Four, Can I have a little more…” There is one questionable line in this song (”Black, White, Green, Red, Can I take my friend to bed?”) that I just pretended was completely innocent and everyone seemed to believe that. For the last class I taught two songs: “Yellow Submarine” and “Don’t be Stupid (you know I love you)” by Shania Twain. Unfortunately, “Yellow Submarine” was too easy, and the Shania Twain song was too hard, which is evidence that I don’t quite know what I’m doing. Either way I had fun, despite the fact that I actually sang in front of people. The kids seemed to enjoy themselves as well, even though they didn’t so much sing as scream. “B!!! I!!!! N!!! G!!! O!!!!” Ha ha.

 

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Cambodia, 29 Nov 2006 --

Just a quick note to all you film people:  They screened a documentary called “A State of Mind” last night at the festival.  The UK team that made it was granted unprecedented access to North Korea to film the lives of two school girls as they trained to perform in the Mass Games: huge, patriotic dance/gymnastics spectacles performed on national holidays somewhat similar to those sometimes seen from China.

The documentary is certainly controversial in its portrayal of the state of things in North Korea, and I would agree with those who say that the government carefully controlled what the crew was and was not allowed to see (they had 24/7 government provided “minders,” and the families in the documentary live in some of the best housing in Pyongyang, the Disneyland of North Korea).

Still, the film is well produced and has some unbelievable footage from inside a country that we never get to see.  I can’t say that I know what it’s really like inside having seen the film, but if nothing else it’s a good reminder that the citizens of the “Axis of Evil” are really just people trying to get along like the rest of us who have been subjected to some really extensive ideological brainwashing.

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Cambodia, 29 Nov 2006 --

The first time Andris and I came to Sihanoukville I saw a notice by the Catholic Children’s Bureau (CCBO - BICE in French) looking for native English speakers to work with their staff. Knowing only what was in the notice, which is that the organization helps children involved in child labor and sexual trafficking, I contacted the coordinator Pav Vannak and offered my services. Making arrangements was difficult and through one confused e-mail and another confused phone call we agreed that I would arrive back in Sihanoukville on the 26th. I arrived as planned, and in addition to teaching English Mr. Vannak wants me to better understand the problems facing Cambodia by following his staff into the field.

As briefly as possible, let me describe my first day, for which I was wholly unprepared:

At 7:30 AM I was picked up at my guesthouse by three CCBO staffers, two of whom spoke some English, on two motorbikes. I hopped on the back of one of the bikes and we rode for an hour on bumpy dirt roads into the countryside and to a small village where several village chiefs were meeting.

A plastic chair was placed in front of the classroom where the meeting was being held and I was asked to sit down. (Just a note on atmosphere: the classroom is in a small thatch building in a very poor, dusty village. Children wearing only over sized dirty t-shirts and scruffy dogs and chickens continually walked through the meeting) Next, all of the chiefs introduced themselves to me in Khmer and som pas (bow slightly with hands in a prayer). I had no idea what to do but clearly I should have som pas(ed) back, but I didn’t quite realize this at the time. Next, like a bad dream, I was asked to say something to the group. I had no idea what to say and what I did say I’m sure was inappropriate and disappointing (I said something about Cambodia being wonderful and how nice the people are and I want to learn about their problems). Once this awkwardness was over the chiefs explained their problems to the staffers, one of whom roughly translated them for me.

After the meeting the staffers took me to lunch, which was lovely except for the red bean dessert I had trouble finishing. During the afternoon we went to investigate the problems brought up by the village chiefs, and the staffers tried to refer them to the appropriate NGO. These problems included a fisherman with an untreated infection who is unable to support his family, a mother of 15 (with only 5 still living) whose left side of her body has mysteriously become paralyzed, a 15 year old girl who has been having seizures three times a day for three years and has never had medical treatment, several children who have to walk 2 hours to school everyday for whom the CCBO is trying to purchase bicycles, and a four year old girl who had been raped by a neighbor. The CCBO was trying to arrange a lawyer for the girl’s father so he could prosecute the rapist. Also, there are very few NGOs that help people with medical problems, so the untreated people will most likely remain untreated.

At 6 o’clock we returned to the classroom where the meeting had been held and it was decided that I would teach two English classes to the “poor” kids in that area on that day. Just like that I became an English teacher. I was handed a marker for the white board, briefly introduced by the English teacher (who is paid $30 a month, and speaks almost no English), and began my “lecture” to 45 Cambodian children. It actually went quite well, thanks in part to my ability to draw cats, pigs, dogs and stick figures. The kids were wonderful and extremely well behaved, but many just liked staring at me. After the class the kids offered me good wishes and asked if I could stay. I was told afterwards that I was the first Westerner to ever visit their classroom. Then I did that again for another class before we drove back.

I was finally returned to Sihanoukville around 8:30 PM, where I met up with some American friends for dinner and a beer. I went to bed at 10:00, and then woke up at 6:45 the next day to do it again. Needless to say, I’m wiped out and a bit depressed. Also, if anyone has tips for teaching English, please please please send them to me! In the mean time, I’ll do my best.

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